It’s not exactly a fan’s paradise. Still, you have to be surprised The Insider, a show happy to report what Lindsey Lohan had for dinner last night, has a Miles Davis page. The Celebrity Ranking of 1247 is both an absurd feature and, obviously, much too high. On legendary status alone Miles should be top 500. It’s your move, Insider.
But they get points for actually having the page at all, and for that reason alone I will forgo a 3,000-word dissertation on the pure evil that is celebrity gossip television.